Sure signs things have gone sideways: Everyone is yelling STOP, DROP AND ROLL at you :) You are on a gravel road, your gas light is on, your GPS has been saying recalculating for the last 32 minutes and you start to hear banjo music :) You build a bonfire and the fire dept. shows up. Not because someone called, but because they seen the flames, from the fire station, 12 miles away :) Annndddd the number one sign things have gone sideways: You wake up after a night of drinking realizing you need to remember where you left your car. That is , as soon as you remember where you left your clothes and figure out where the h*** you are :) Big Love