So let me tell the funniest thing I've heard in a longggggg while. My bestest buddy gets woke up, from a sound sleep at 4 am Sat***ay morning, by someone jiggling his back door knob. So he tells me, I reached for my nunchucks and couldn't find em . :) Wait a minute how has the little jewel that he sleeps with nunchucks by his bed escaped me all these years :) He is obviously disoriented from the rude awakening. So he asked his wife where his nunchucks are :) I know this couldn't get any better, but it does :) Turns out it's his daughter coming in and she can't find her house key. So she calls him to let her in. In his disoriented state he sees it's her calling, but thinks she is calling from her bedroom so he answers his phone and says...... wait for it........ wait for it......... Don't be calling me. Someone is trying to break in the house and I can't find my nunchucks :) lol lol lol lol I'm betting one dollar to ten that his wife hid them nunchucks so he don't whack part of his anatomy she might wanna use every now and again :) Big Love