So continuing still with friend stories :) About a month ago a friend of mine talked me into getting on a vitamin/herbal routine as a natural way to maintain my health so I don't end up with a shoe box full of meds one day, but it almost didn't happen due to initial miscommunication. This is how it transpired :) What he said was Steve you need to get on the homeopath lifestyle. What I heard was Steve you need to get on the h*** path lifestyle :) (Note here I have many friends and family members that are h***s**ual. Don't bother me in the least. I Big Love them all and as long as they are happy God bless em. Although, even though I am not h***s**ual, I am bothered a little that none of my h*** friends ever tried to hit on me. They must not think I'm pretty. How sad) Anywho, moving right along I was like brother what ever you into is cool with me but that's not my deal. (Remember he is talking Hemeo and I'm thinking h***). My friend Steve, you really need to open yourself up to new things. It's done wonders for me. Me Yea, new foods is about as far as I'm willing to go. My friend Well that's a start (note here that one threw me. I'm thinking I've never heard foods making you gay, at this point, but maybe hotdogs is the gateway food to gay as they are shaped like p****es. I'm so confused.) Steve men our age have to start thinking about our heart, brain and prostate. Me Brother it's my prostate area I'm concerned about in this deal. My friend Well this does wonders for your prostate. Me deciding this conversation has gone far enough and it's time to end it just in case my buddy has some amazing influencing skill I don't know about, Look brother what ever thrills your gorilla is ok with me, but I'm just not gay. My friend, GAY!!!!! I'm not gay!!! What the h*** gave you that idea. Me, Well you talking all h*** this and h*** that. What was I suppose to think? My friend Good God Steve!!! Homeo not h***! I'm talking about all natural remedies and stuff. Me, Ol that's different I will give that a whirl. :) Big Love
