Are you a nay sayer, a doctor of negativity, a constant complainer? If a situation has no readily visible negative points do you ponder them in? Then you my friend suffer from Stick in the Mud Syndrome and we can help :) Steveco has partnered with Fifty Shades of Grey to bring you the Smiley face ball gag :) Being you have nothing constructive to add to a conversation this little devise keeps you quiet while giving you the appearance of being a happy, positive person that people will enjoy being around :) Also included is our sunshine and rainbow pump. This little dandy device pumps sunshine and rainbows up your negative woohaha until you begin to realize life is a wonderful blessing you shouldn't grump through :) Order now supplies are limited :) Big Love