Sometimes even the most innocent of conversations can turn awkward. Let me give you the background story. Friends of mine are going through a separation. I've known them since they were both in high school and coming in the Misty Mountain. They have a six year old little girl and the separation is going a little ugly. So the mommy comes in yesterday with their daughter. Here's where the innocent conversation starts. Steve, Are you dressing up for Halloween? Little girl, Yep I'm going Trick or eating (How cute is that.) :) Steve, What are you going to dress up as? Little girl, Mommy. Mommy, Really? I thought you wanted to be a witch. (Note here this is where I should have seen the train coming off the rails. I did not.) Little girl, Yep a Vantire witch. (Again how cute is that and again I should have seen the train derailing.) Mommy, Well...... how is that me? (This is where I seen the train jumping the line. Wayyyyyy too late.) Little girl, Daddy said you are a blood sucking witch. Ummmmmm.............augh...................d***................not good......... And I'm not sure witch was the word he used, but I wouldn't bringing that up............... Sooooo mommy pulls her cellphone out of her pocket book and calmly says, Excuse me a moment Steve. and steps outside. This is what I heard after that. Mommy, What the beep beep beep are you motherbeeping thinking. You sorry beep sucking motherbeeper.......... Yep I see a princess costume in that little girl's future :) Big Love
